Did you know that particle colliders have to cool down their particle beams before they collide?

You might have learned in school that temperature is secretly energy. With a number called Boltzmann’s constant, you can convert a temperature of a gas in Kelvin to the average energy of a molecule in the gas. If that’s what you remember about temperature, it might seem weird that someone would cool down the particles in a particle collider. The whole point of a particle collider is to accelerate particles, giving them lots of energy, before colliding them together. Since those particles have a lot of energy, they must be very hot, right?

Well, no. Here’s the thing: temperature is not just the average energy. It’s the average random energy. It’s energy that might be used to make a particle move forward or backwards, up or down, a random different motion for each particle. It doesn’t include motion that’s the same for each particle, like the movement of a particle beam.

Cooling down a particle beam then, doesn’t mean slowing it down. Rather, it means making it more consistent, getting the different particles moving in the same direction rather than randomly spreading apart. You want the particles to go somewhere specific, speeding up and slamming into the other beam. You don’t want them to move randomly, running into the walls and destroying your collider. So you can have something with high energy that is comparatively cool.

In general, the best way I’ve found to think about temperature and heat is in terms of usefulness and uselessness. Cool things are useful, they do what you expect and not much more. Hot things are less useful, they use energy to do random things you don’t want. Sometimes, by chance, this random energy will still do something useful, and if you have a cold thing to pair with the hot thing, you can take advantage of this in a consistent way. But hot things by themselves are less useful, and that’s why particle colliders try to cool down their beams.