Monthly Archives: June 2013

Blackboards

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As a college student, I already knew that theoretical physicists weren’t like how they were portrayed in movies. They didn’t wear lab coats, or have universally frizzy, unkempt white hair. I knew they didn’t have labs, or plot to take over the world. And I was pretty sure that they didn’t constantly use blackboards.

After all, blackboards are a teaching tool. They’re nice for getting equations up so that the guy way in the back can see them. But if you were actually doing a real calculation, surely you’d prefer paper, or a computer, or some other method that doesn’t involve an unkempt scrawl and a heap of loose white dust all over your clothing.

Right?

Right?

Over the last few years I’ve come to appreciate the value of blackboards. Blackboards actually can be used for calculations. You don’t want to use them all the time, but there are times when it’s useful to have a lot of room on a page, to be able to make notes and structure the board around concepts. More importantly, though, there is a third function that I didn’t even consider back in college. Between calculation and teaching, there is collaboration.

Go to a physics or math department, and you’ll find blackboards on the walls. You’ll find them not just in classrooms, but in offices, and occasionally in corridors. Go to a high-class physics location like the Perimeter Institute or the Simons Center, and they’ll brag to you about how many blackboards they have strewn around their common areas.

The purpose of these blackboards is to facilitate conversation. If you want to explain your work to someone else and you aren’t using a blog post, you need space to write in a way that you can both see what you’re doing. Blackboards are ideal for that sort of conversation, and as such are essential for collaboration and communication among scientists.

What about whiteboards? Well, whiteboards are just evil, obviously.

Hawking vs. Witten: A Primer

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Have you seen the episode of Star Trek where Data plays poker with Stephen Hawking? How about the times he appeared on Futurama or the Simpsons? Or the absurd number of times he has come up in one way or another on The Big Bang Theory?

Stephen Hawking is probably the most recognizable theoretical physicist to laymen. Wheelchair-bound and speaking through a voice synthesizer, Hawking presents a very distinct image, while his work on black holes and the big bang, along with his popular treatments of science in books like A Brief History of Time, has made him synonymous in the public’s mind with genius.

He is not, however, the most recognizable theoretical physicist when talking to physicists. If Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory were a real string theorist he wouldn’t be obsessed with Hawking. He might, however, be obsessed with Edward Witten.

Edward Witten is tall and has an awkwardly high voice (for a sample, listen to the clip here). He’s also smart, smart enough to dabble in basically every subfield of theoretical physics and manage to make important contributions while doing so. He has a knack for digging up ideas from old papers and dredging out the solution to current questions of interest.

And far more than Hawking, he represents a clear target for parody, at least when that parody is crafted by physicists and mathematicians. Abstruse Goose has a nice take on his role in theoretical physics, while his collaboration with another physicist named Seiberg on what came to be known as Seiberg-Witten theory gave rise to the cyber-Witten pun.

If you would look into the mouth of physics-parody madness, let this link be your guide…

So why hasn’t this guy appeared on Futurama? (After all, his dog does!)

Witten is famous among theorists, but he hasn’t done as much as Hawking to endear himself to the general public. He hasn’t written popular science books, and he almost never gives public talks. So when a well-researched show like The Big Bang Theory wants to mention a famous physicist, they go to Hawking, not to Witten, because people know about him. And unless Witten starts interfacing more with the public (or blog posts like this become more common), that’s not about to change.

Perimeter and Patronage

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I’m visiting the Perimeter Institute this week. For the non-physicists in the audience, Perimeter is a very prestigious institute of theoretical physics, founded by the founder of BlackBerry. It’s quite swanky. Some first impressions:

  • This occurred to me several times: this place is what the Simons Center wants to be when it grows up.
  • You’d think that the building is impossible to navigate because it was designed by a theoretical physicist, but Freddy Cachazo assured us that he actually had to get the architect to tone down the impossibly ridiculous architecture. Looks like the only person crazier than a physicist is an artist.
  • Having table service at an institute café feels very swanky at first, but it’s actually a lot less practical than cafeteria-style dining. I think the Simons Center Café has it right on this one, even if they don’t quite understand the concept of hurricane relief (don’t have a link for that joke, but I can explain if you’re curious).
  • Perimeter has some government money, but much of its funding comes from private companies and foundations, particularly Research in Motion (or RIM, now BlackBerry). Incidentally, I’m told that PeRIMeter is supposed to be a reference to RIM.

What interests me is that you don’t see this sort of thing (private support) very often in other fields. Private donors will found efforts to solve some real-world problem, like autism or income inequality. They rarely fund basic research*. When they do fund basic research, it’s usually at a particular university. Something like Perimeter, a private institute for basic research, is rather unusual. Perimeter itself describes its motivation as something akin to a long-range strategic investment, but I think this also ties back to the concept of patronage.

Like art, physics has a history of being a fashionable thing for wealthy patrons to support, usually when the research topic is in line with their wider interests. Newton, for example, re-cast his research in terms of its implications for an understanding of the tides to interest the nautically-minded King James II, despite the fact that he couldn’t predict the tides any better than anyone else in his day. Much like supporting art, supporting physics can allow someone’s name to linger on through history, while not running a risk of competing with others’ business interests like research in biology or chemistry might.

A man who liked his sailors

*basic research is a term scientists use to refer to research that isn’t made with a particular application in mind. In terms of theoretical physics, this often means theories that aren’t “true”.

Achieving Transcendence: The Physicist Way

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I wanted to shed some light on something I’ve been working on recently, but I realized that a little background was needed to explain some of the ideas. As such, this post is going to be a bit more math-y than usual, but I hope it’s educational!

Pi is special. Familiar to all through the area of a circle \pi r^2, pi is particularly interesting in that you cannot write an algebra equation made up of whole numbers whose solution is pi. While you can easily get fractions (3x=4 gives x=\frac{4}{3}) and even many irrational numbers (x^2=2 gives x=\sqrt{2}), pi is one of a set of numbers that it is impossible to get. These special numbers transcend other numbers, in that you cannot use more everyday numbers to get to them, and as such mathematicians call them transcendental numbers.

In addition to transcendental numbers, you can have transcendental functions. Transcendental functions are functions that can take in a normal number and produce a transcendental number. For example, you may be aware of the delightful equation below:

e^{i \pi}=-1

We can manipulate both sides of this equation by taking the natural logarithm, \ln, to find

i\pi=\ln(-1)

This tells us that the natural logarithm function can take a (negative) whole number (-1) and give us a transcendental number (pi). This means that the natural logarithm is a transcendental function.

There are many other transcendental functions. In addition to logarithms, there are a whole host of related functions called the polylogarithms, and even more generally the harmonic polylogarithms. All of these functions can take in whole numbers like -1 or 1 and give transcendental numbers.

Here physicists introduce a concept called degree of transcendentality, or transcendental weight, which we use to measure how transcendental a number or a function is. Pi (and functions that can give pi, like the natural logarithm) have transcendental weight one. Pi squared has transcendental weight two. Pi cubed (and another number called \zeta(3)) have transcendental weight three. And so on.

Note here that, according to mathematicians, there is no rigorous way that a number can be “more transcendental” than another number. In the case of some of these numbers, like \zeta(5), it hasn’t even been proven that the number is actually transcendental at all! However, physicists still use the concept of transcendental weight because it allows us to classify and manipulate a common and useful set of functions. This is an example of the differences in methods and standards between physicists and mathematicians, even when they are working on similar things.

In what way are these functions common and useful? Well it turns out that in N=4 super Yang-Mills many calculated results are not only made up of these polylogarithms, they have a particular (fixed) transcendental weight. In situations when we expect this to be true, we can use our knowledge to guess most, or even all, of the result without doing direct calculations. That’s immensely useful, and it’s a big part of what I’ve been doing recently.